PGP! Ep 23 – XL XMAS » Pokemon Go Podcast

Charles, Joe, Brian, and Beau are here to help you celebrate the holidays and get ready for the upcoming Pokémon Holiday Events!! We’re doing the first of our “live” shows and we are joined by one of our “Elite Trainers,” Kat Jerome! We find out that kids can make the phones we play the game on, but can’t spin promotional Pokéstops. Pokémon GO tops the list of Google searches in 2016. Easter in December? “Elite Trainer” Michael Francik reviews Pokémon GO, on the Scoville scale, and it’s OVER 119,000!!! All of that incredible content, and of course YOUR feedback, emails, and comments!

If we had one wish that we could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If we had two wishes that we could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace… and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to us, tax-free in our Patreon account.

You know, if we had three wishes that we could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing… the second would be for the $30 million every month to us… and the third would be for all encompassing power over every Pokémon and Pokégym in the entire game.

And if we had four wishes that we could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids… second would be for the $30 million… the third would be for all the power… and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day Pokéhunt, to be joined by Shawn Taylor, ShakeSpearow, Master Coupon, Becca Murray Porter and that model Adriana somebody, we can’t think of her name, of course our lovely wives could come, too. They’re behind us 100% on this, we guarantee you.

Wait a minute; maybe the Pokéhunt should be the first wish! So, if we made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no… the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who are we kidding! C’mon, they’re not gonna be able to get all those kids together! The logistics of the thing is impossible! It’s more trouble than it’s worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the Pokéhunt we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! We forgot about revenge against our rival teams! Okay… revenge against all the rival teams, they should loose badly and never hold another gym! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody; our listeners and our newest Patrons. Due to your Patronage we will continue building this great community!

David Hill, AKA TomsDaddy, says he FUDGING loves what we so much that he wanted to get more. Only he didn’t say “Fudge.” He said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word! To us, that kind of praise is a major award! To think all he wanted for Christmas was an official Leader Blanche, collapsing action, two-hundred slot Mystic model Pokédex! Thanks to him we will keep producing and improving. With your help we can all “catch ‘em all,” and you can start by going to patreon.com/pokemongopodcast and growing your community; we TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!! We thank you all, for your support, and we hope you can help us serve you better as the show continues to grow and evolve.

Thanks to ALL of our awesome listeners, especially our Patrons. Due to their generous Patronage we will continue building this great community!

A Note about Sponsored Locations

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Pokémon GO was the Most Popular Google Search in 2016, more than Donald Trump

http://enthusiast.gg/8117/pokemon-go-was-the-most-popular-google-search-in-2016-more-than-donald-trump

200,000 Trips Around the Earth!

http://pokemongo.nianticlabs.com/en/post/milestones/

Niantic Confirms that Holiday Pikachu/Raichu Will Keep Their Hats Permanently

https://twitter.com/PokemonGoApp/status/809204696812392448

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